Rewarp's replacement if one day, the prophecy is fulfilled and God finally decides the geek/otaku/treehugger/celibate must be removed from Sautern Enterprise.
Actually, he did carry out that very function when Rewarp had to attend National Service.
Proving to be a capable replacement, and all-round good bloke, Sautern Enterprise continues to employ Peter for assignments that do not involve good-looking women or girls, which would distract him from the job besides lowering his intelligence to that of the African bonobo.
In contrast to the loquacious writing employed by Rewarp, his style is minimalist and spartan, resulting in him hacking off chunks of content when his editorial skills are needed.
Peter is now preparing (loosely) for the Olympics (seriously!), and hopes to translate this into the order of gold, glory, and girls.
He is also the resident martial arts expert, having gone through aikido training.
That means I better stop writing jokes about him here if I still want to see tomorrow's sunrise.
UPDATE:This is worth not seeing tomorrow's sunrise. Peter has intentionally eaten landlocked meat on Friday.
That makes him a bad Catholic.